"If an Aztec Priest Plucked Your Still Beating Heart From Your Chest, Would It Pump Blood?"
Or, Would It Pump Kung Fu?
Dear Friend,
What I propose for you is a transfusion, to replace the mere human stuff of life flowing in your veins with something much...more.
More powerful.
More ancient.
More meaningful.
I propose it, because you are in critical condition.
I warn you, though, the treatment is radical.
It will take 4 hours a day and 5 days a week for 4 weeks. But with your inner strength, your mere human heart will transform. Beat by Beat! Beat by Beat!
Until it pumps the stuff of a strong life. A true life. A life of kung fu!
What is Involved in This Miracle Procedure?
To transfuse you, we must strip away a large portion of the world and immerse you in a kung fu world.
To do that, you must train for 4 hours per day, Monday through Friday, from 7:30-11:30 AM. This will be a total of 20 days.
During this time, you will train in the ancient way.
I personally will show you how to “Eat Bitter.” Or how to struggle in order to build enormous personal strength and kung fu skills.
Every week, you will rotate through 7 essential gems to building the kung fu heart.
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Construct your technical base from solid concrete by training using 4 Forces method. Your striking power will explode, you will confuse the mind of your enemy, and you'll develop power without destroying the body.
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Master the body by immersing yourself in the body control arts. Body control puts you in charge of your body, so that it does what you want it to do, when you want it to do it. You also become outrageously strong, fast, and balanced.
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Thoroughly saturate yourself with weapons' training. You will have 4 hours of direct instruction each week both in technical elements and in combat. Weapons covered will include staff, sword, and knife.
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Develop Classic Iron Body feats. Learn safe training methods that will let you shrug off monstrous blows like a duck shaking off a spring rain.
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Watch your combat ability mushroom with 4 hours per week of intensive fight coaching. You'll develop your own superior combat skills at your beck and call, whenever you need it.
Included in this training will be San Shou (Chinese Kick Boxing), Single Opponent Sparring, Multiple Opponent Sparring, and Combat Assault Tactics.
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Gain new levels of health and well-being with the much sought after power of Golden Bell Qi Gong. Kung Fu has always been marked by the desire to build the health and well-being of its practitioners. We will spend 4 hours per week dedicated to such practice.
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Grow the courageous and hardy mind that the ancient kung fu stylist was known for, by learning to think the right things at the right times-- the true key for overwhelming success in life.
Who Can Have This Procedure?
I want as many people as possible to experience the transformation that this procedure will provide. However, there are practical limits.
First, you must be able to physically keep pace with this thrilling but difficult training. It is balanced, but highly energetic, and will require constant output of energy.
Second, your back and cardiovascular system must be in good health. If you have any doubts about this, you need to get physician approval. If you have not been to a doctor for a sport's physical recently, you will want to do so.
Third, this program is intended for young teens through adults.
Fourth, you need not have had any prior martial arts experience. You will be taught from your current skill level. But and this is an important but, the physical level will be at the same high, transformative intensity no matter what your skill level is!
When Is this Powerful Procedure?
This transformative intensive will be held weekdays from July 11, 2011 to August 5, 2011. The hours will be from 7:30 AM to 11:30 AM.
You are expected to attend each day and not be tardy. Much of this kung fu experience will come from becoming a kung fu brother or sister to your team mates. You must be there to develop and grow with your team. You are responsible for their growth, as they are for yours.
I care very little for your desires in the outside world. This is the kung fu world. If you take this procedure, you are entering into that world.
In the rare event that you should miss a day, three 5 hour make up days are included, August 8-10.
No refunds or prorates are provided for missing time.
My 2 Part, No Mas, Easy Out Guarantee
Early Withdrawal: If you withdraw by July 1, I will refund your entire tuition cost.
First Day: If, after the first day, you don't feel you can do the training, I will refund every penny of your tuition. Sometimes we bite off more than we can chew, and I appreciate the boldness it takes to enroll for a program like this. I will even let you keep the enrollment bonuses!
After the first day, you are mine.
My Pluck the Heart From Your Chest Guarantee!
If you complete all 20 days, you are eligible for this very special guarantee. I will pluck the heart from your chest. If it does not pump kung fu, I will give you every penny of your tuition back plus $100 of my own hard-earned, cash money!
You need only ask for it.
Huge Early Bird Discount!
Frankly, I favor the bold, and this transformative experience is all about becoming bold. To reward that boldness, I am going to give you an absolutely amazing discount.
Register by May 20, and get $200 off tuition!
If you miss that deadline, but register by June 10, I will give you $97 off tuition!
Final Registration Deadline is June 20.
Your Investment
In most martial arts schools, you will train for approximately an hour and a half per week. In one year, that amounts to 78 hours of training.
This is 80 hours of training or more than 1 year of training at most schools, done in only 4 weeks.
Even at Water Mountain, it would take an average person a little over 6 months to equal 80 hours.
On top of that, to get this equivalent training, you would have to go to China, and live at a Shaolin School for one month. The total cost would be in the thousands.
My very special price for you, not including the Early Bird Discounts, only $970.
With the May 20 Early Bird Discount, your tuition is only $770!
2 Special Enrollment Bonuses
Just for enrolling, I will give you two bonuses that will be very useful to you during the intensive, and that will serve as special mementos afterwards.
First, a surprise custom $90 uniform just for this intensive.
Second, a bucket with a personalized name plate. You may use this bucket to hold ice for cooling, to collect vomit, or to soak limbs.
To the Heart of Kung Fu!
Master Mikel Steenrod
P.S.This is a rare opportunity to completely absorb kung fu. You are saving on the cost of a visa, passport, and airfare to get the equivalent training.
P.P.S. If your plans change early, you are covered by my No Mas Guarantee.
"Yes, Master Mike, I am in Need of a Critical Transfusion of Kung Fu!”
I am enrolling now in your intensive procedure. I understand that if I complete every day of the course, I am guaranteed to get my entire tuition and $100 of your cash money back, if my heart doesn't beat kung fu.
I am entitled to my enrollment bonuses no matter what!
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